Letter: Vote Democrat — not
In response to Neil Johnson's David Letterman-like Top 10 list of reasons why people should vote Republican, I have an equally asinine Top 10 list of why people should vote Democrat.
10: Ban everything that could possibly injure humans, animals or the environment. (With exceptions of marijuana or other illegal drugs).
9: Make obscenely rich corporations and individuals give all of their earned assets to bums, junkies, illegal aliens and socialists.
8: Ban all firearms and other methods of self protection. (Let the law, cops, courts and judges protect us - lol).
7: Ban all private schools and force all children to go to public schools to be bullies and harassed.
6: Make it illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to hold any kind of employment then send them to college for free.
5: Give every person free health care.
4: Pay every worker the same wage (Doesn't this sound like Communism?).
3: Put every person on Medicare.
2: Make all persons eligible for Social Security at birth.
1: Give government absolute power (A drugged society is easier to control).
Frank Bartolomucci
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