Jail, rehab probably won't change Lohan
Regardless of how long Lindsay Lohan stays in jail or rehab, nothing will change.
Lohan officially became inmate No. 2409752 at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood on Tuesday, and will be there for less than two weeks.
Following her jail stint, she'll spend 90 days in rehab.
No matter what the courts order, she'll still be the same mess she's been over the past few years. She's been to rehab before, and it didn't work. This time probably won't be any different.
But we can always hope. Maybe the soul-crushing boredom of incarceration will allow her to take a long look at her life, and maybe that will motivate her to take rehab seriously.
On the bright side of her jail stint, her orange jumpsuit will certainly match her skin tone.
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Oxygen gave Aubrey O'Day her own reality show this week.
Here's the answer to your "Who is she?" question: She was in the pop/R&B girl group Danity Kane that Sean "P. Whatever He Calls Himself These Days" Combs formed. But she got the boot for dressing like a truck stop prostitute.
The reality show will follow O'Day's attempts to relaunch her career in the music industry.
If O'Day, a total Z-lister, can get her own show, this completely tarnishes the reputation of high-quailty reality programming such as "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" and "Holly's World."
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Jennifer Aniston has taken out a restraining order against alleged stalker Jason Peyton.
Peyton drove cross-country to marry and impregnate the actress, believing they had been secretly mentally communicating with each other.
No word yet on how Aniston will blame this incident on Angelina Jolie.
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Speculation has run rampant on who will replace Simon Cowell on the "American Idol" judging panel.
The latest name to enter the rumor mill?
Singer Chris Isaak.
Not a bad choice. He has TV experience, having had a series on Showtime.
Between lowering the age requirement to 15 and Isaak possibly being a judge, "American Idol" is certainly playing a wicked game with fans.
(Thank you, folks! I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)
